you can call me salad. var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); document.write(''); Tumblr (3.0; @fuckingsalad)http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andrewhussiesbosom.tumblr.com/post/48378786007/bitch-ill-fucking-cut-you-a-slice-of-cake-because" target="_blank">andrewhussiesbosom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>BITCH I’LL FUCKING CUT YOU a slice of cake because youre a cutie and deserve really sweet things and do you need anything else? no? [smooches your face bc youre really cute]</p> </blockquote>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49375428966http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49375428966Wed, 01 May 2013 21:09:31 +0200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tobeymacguire.tumblr.com/post/48533136963" target="_blank">tobeymacguire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex</span></p> </blockquote>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49373858423http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49373858423Wed, 01 May 2013 20:44:21 +0200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jakemalik.tumblr.com/post/48528164168/hungryzekes-kanyewesticle-holynipples" target="_blank">jakemalik</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hungryzekes.tumblr.com/post/48506240007/kanyewesticle-holynipples-kanyewesticle" target="_blank">hungryzekes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kanyewesticle.tumblr.com/post/48436527204/holynipples-kanyewesticle-jakemalik" target="_blank">kanyewesticle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://holynipples.tumblr.com/post/48233940523/kanyewesticle-jakemalik-kanyewesticle" target="_blank">holynipples</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kanyewesticle.tumblr.com/post/48231503112/jakemalik-kanyewesticle-whispers-in-ur-ear" target="_blank">kanyewesticle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jakemalik.tumblr.com/post/48231436007/kanyewesticle-whispers-in-ur-ear-would-you" target="_blank">jakemalik</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kanyewesticle.tumblr.com/post/48230327513/whispers-in-ur-ear-would-you-like-fries-with" target="_blank">kanyewesticle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that</p> </blockquote> <p>*bites lip* oh yeah baby</p> </blockquote> <p>*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that</p> </blockquote> <p>*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper</p> </blockquote> <p>what</p> </blockquote> <p>*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper</p> </blockquote> <p>wtf can we get some privacy here</p> </blockquote>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49372336882http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49372336882Wed, 01 May 2013 20:18:44 +0200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flyinginafriendshipship.tumblr.com/post/48357980734" target="_blank">flyinginafriendshipship</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if church was called jesuscon</p> </blockquote>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49370881906http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49370881906Wed, 01 May 2013 19:53:36 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2bd1660e469b6de1ab85a323e95a56f/tumblr_mllfjrgUor1r1q3ryo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84a341b1ff97e99c26d2cf6a6223dfef/tumblr_mllfjrgUor1r1q3ryo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dovahqueene.tumblr.com/post/48521395993/higgsbr0son-actual-4th-grade-science-test-in" target="_blank">dovahqueene</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://higgsbr0son.tumblr.com/post/48507026293/actual-4th-grade-science-test-in-south-carolina" target="_blank">higgsbr0son</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Actual 4th Grade science test in South Carolina</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>if you decide you want to secede again you go for it okay?</p> </blockquote>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49369425802http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49369425802Wed, 01 May 2013 19:28:10 +0200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oathkeeping.tumblr.com/post/48371106742/when-a-fanfiction-you-love-ends-but-then-you-find" target="_blank">oathkeeping</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when a fanfiction you love ends but then you find out it has a sequel</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1f7115b086d6b9efde9685ccf69523ac/tumblr_inline_mlimy4uIjl1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49367997353http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49367997353Wed, 01 May 2013 19:02:38 +0200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://precipitates.tumblr.com/post/19747359069" target="_blank">precipitates</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>shall i compare thee to a summer’s day</p> <p>thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away</p> </blockquote>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49366599332http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49366599332Wed, 01 May 2013 18:37:23 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ae3bf59301d5d00e4199eaa91b21b29/tumblr_mg2d4hQ2k91qeywr5o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66cc3e603180d2a0d5d7167a4b0e8763/tumblr_mg2d4hQ2k91qeywr5o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/47aa62190139b53a277c12f46f77f904/tumblr_mg2d4hQ2k91qeywr5o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/046f61b378264851f335470f8b9106cc/tumblr_mg2d4hQ2k91qeywr5o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0eec5a74b4ea6f365605a619ce52e114/tumblr_mg2d4hQ2k91qeywr5o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c48ee6321dac7f42c1dbc2abc1f5e29/tumblr_mg2d4hQ2k91qeywr5o4_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dbca69d7e7f986b5b2cd91309049314c/tumblr_mg2d4hQ2k91qeywr5o8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/670fa608567d8dc43e9f79a9c8116bb6/tumblr_mg2d4hQ2k91qeywr5o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7aeac2cd9a2f1f566744de45c6cf2d12/tumblr_mg2d4hQ2k91qeywr5o9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49365227563http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49365227563Wed, 01 May 2013 18:11:59 +0200dianna agronyou oddball you<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://odairitis.tumblr.com/post/26074966341/im-so-unphotogenic-what-am-i-going-to-do-when-im" target="_blank">odairitis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous</p> </blockquote>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49363898536http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49363898536Wed, 01 May 2013 17:46:58 +0200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://olitiau.tumblr.com/post/47404675347/stop-fighting-over-fandoms-stop-fighting-over" target="_blank">olitiau</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>stop fighting over fandoms. stop fighting over headcanons. start fighting over me. fight for my love.</p> </blockquote>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49362571209http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49362571209Wed, 01 May 2013 17:21:20 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/233c29256d18d80eca8eb8a5a8422a91/tumblr_mlc7gjcN161qhqo08o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f25cefa27edb21ca83ca8b7ec07c18e2/tumblr_mlc7gjcN161qhqo08o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb60c61175e3fb44a690e4c4e0eadd65/tumblr_mlc7gjcN161qhqo08o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49361311573http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49361311573Wed, 01 May 2013 16:55:59 +0200<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HsTvImY4Hgw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://milesjai.tumblr.com/post/48403510526/juhnelle-cptskeletor-what-its-like-to-be" target="_blank">milesjai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://juhnelle.tumblr.com/post/48395739339/cptskeletor-what-its-like-to-be-black" target="_blank">juhnelle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cptskeletor.tumblr.com/post/48377940354/what-its-like-to-be-black-nailed-it" target="_blank">cptskeletor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><strong>What It’s Like to be Black</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>nailed it.</p> </blockquote> <p>omfg</p> </blockquote> <p>IM<strong> DONE.</strong></p> </blockquote>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49360081338http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49360081338Wed, 01 May 2013 16:30:25 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95d98620725ab0f05217144b54af7cd5/tumblr_mlfshycVnx1qbir1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9bd1134db16b322078b19af6b8dabb9c/tumblr_mlfshycVnx1qbir1ko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49358911224http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49358911224Wed, 01 May 2013 16:04:53 +0200cersei lannistergame of thrones<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2346a1cb08066848c04f39313a7a58e7/tumblr_ml806vCw9S1s6do96o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49357797188http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49357797188Wed, 01 May 2013 15:39:43 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9043cfd54e185359f04de3cecd0a35fa/tumblr_mlkxxbTcrL1qhmaijo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a037b78669400fb504ae051c0e3af884/tumblr_mlkxxbTcrL1qhmaijo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fd6ec0c5bf8e0497bd6da0af94b01ae/tumblr_mlkxxbTcrL1qhmaijo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/adf4450608a483a0f67e0ae908f15985/tumblr_mlkxxbTcrL1qhmaijo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f19f35fc3bd0a217501683014eab7a54/tumblr_mlkxxbTcrL1qhmaijo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4db2bc00be0d2d62fae303c9e4a5c30b/tumblr_mlkxxbTcrL1qhmaijo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4b34f97e2d3a64d2b46fdfa94b40641/tumblr_mlkxxbTcrL1qhmaijo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21a5ed0bcb18f3863df3450915e80bb6/tumblr_mlkxxbTcrL1qhmaijo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d3f6f734b6cd0aff889debe58bc0525/tumblr_mlkxxbTcrL1qhmaijo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>Lea has so much greatness in such a small package. Her fire cracker mom raised her well. - Jennifer Aspen</em></p> </blockquote>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49356710056http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49356710056Wed, 01 May 2013 15:14:19 +0200lea michele<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/15d9dd2d82412c7f2a7e44838af20e28/tumblr_mlke6oYQ6G1qb82v1o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b270a8028bdc9bb35fffa7c1581457f6/tumblr_mlke6oYQ6G1qb82v1o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f64b766e4f527853f8fb0cfcf549f0f4/tumblr_mlke6oYQ6G1qb82v1o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11e1a06f8403a48e43220c2576d7d4e7/tumblr_mlke6oYQ6G1qb82v1o4_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cheekyanon.tumblr.com/post/48457234083/boomboombooom-old-habits-die-hard-au-in" target="_blank">cheekyanon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boomboombooom.tumblr.com/post/48452726251/old-habits-die-hard" target="_blank">boomboombooom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>old habits die hard</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblr.com/tagged/au" target="_blank">#au</a> <a href="http://tumblr.com/tagged/in-which-quinn-went-back-to-yale-after-her-two-time-thing" target="_blank">#in which quinn went back to yale after her two time thing</a> <a href="http://tumblr.com/tagged/made-it-a-thirty-two-time-thing" target="_blank">#made it a thirty-two time thing </a> <a href="http://tumblr.com/tagged/cut-her-hair-again" target="_blank">#cut her hair again</a> <a href="http://tumblr.com/tagged/and-dug-out-the-blazers" target="_blank">#and dug out the blazers</a> <a href="http://tumblr.com/tagged/and-is-now-ready-to-tell-rachel-she%27s-in-love-with-her" target="_blank">#and is now ready to tell rachel she’s in love with her</a> <a href="http://tumblr.com/tagged/so-she-went-to-her-audition-to-wacth-the-shiniest-star-of-her-heart" target="_blank">#so she went to her audition to watch the shiniest star of her heart</a> <a href="http://tumblr.com/tagged/acheive-her-dreams" target="_blank">#achieve her dreams</a></p> </blockquote>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49355685114http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49355685114Wed, 01 May 2013 14:48:57 +0200faberry<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a07427c802175f6b930f4ee3a7a061b4/tumblr_mli7cpuhz21qaesnho5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e339de739dc82fde5a877afc87d65ec/tumblr_mli7cpuhz21qaesnho1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6942293e73e150260f261980803839b6/tumblr_mli7cpuhz21qaesnho6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/10adfb3f15ae41b096ab6297ba611687/tumblr_mli7cpuhz21qaesnho3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b97839a84132f1c0704ecd35e525038/tumblr_mli7cpuhz21qaesnho7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4102c11a585cbba7664bd70d2baf9dc5/tumblr_mli7cpuhz21qaesnho2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93ef023cb7957129b20baee44cf2f4de/tumblr_mli7cpuhz21qaesnho8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b8d82ccbbfc83331a6d5421cec9a7b3/tumblr_mli7cpuhz21qaesnho4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49354684590http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49354684590Wed, 01 May 2013 14:23:24 +0200creysrachel berry<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a07427c802175f6b930f4ee3a7a061b4/tumblr_mli7cpuhz21qaesnho5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e339de739dc82fde5a877afc87d65ec/tumblr_mli7cpuhz21qaesnho1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6942293e73e150260f261980803839b6/tumblr_mli7cpuhz21qaesnho6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/10adfb3f15ae41b096ab6297ba611687/tumblr_mli7cpuhz21qaesnho3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b97839a84132f1c0704ecd35e525038/tumblr_mli7cpuhz21qaesnho7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4102c11a585cbba7664bd70d2baf9dc5/tumblr_mli7cpuhz21qaesnho2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93ef023cb7957129b20baee44cf2f4de/tumblr_mli7cpuhz21qaesnho8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b8d82ccbbfc83331a6d5421cec9a7b3/tumblr_mli7cpuhz21qaesnho4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49353694731http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49353694731Wed, 01 May 2013 13:58:12 +0200creysrachel berry<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heathers-rivera.tumblr.com/post/48460328894" target="_blank">heathers-rivera</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If you’re ever upset about something just remember that these pictures of the glee cast exist</p> <p><a href="http://heathers-rivera.tumblr.com/post/48460328894" target="_blank">Read More</a></p> </blockquote>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49352749882http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49352749882Wed, 01 May 2013 13:33:10 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1fb31e3402b34d36467a1082767c3e1a/tumblr_mlkiprtk9K1rbdk3xo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d6b8c496e568ec8bfe89f3fa329f733/tumblr_mlkiprtk9K1rbdk3xo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://letgoandstartyourfuture.tumblr.com/post/48458874200/dont-argue-with-me-cause-they-are-the-same-end" target="_blank">letgoandstartyourfuture</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dont argue with me cause they are the same. end <3</p> <p>and i just posted it cause people always tell us yeah di never wears them blabla</p> </blockquote>http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49351797390http://fuckingsalad.tumblr.com/post/49351797390Wed, 01 May 2013 13:07:14 +0200achelelast splinter of hope