- Karen Walker: Lord. Would you look at these people. Why anybody would choose to be homeless is beyond me.
- Jack McFarland: Karen, nobody chooses to be homeless. It's because they did something bad.
Will & Grace - Jack vs. The Plastic Covered Couch
- Jack: Since when do you care so much about family?
- Karen: Hey, I'm the one who cared enough about my dying Grandfather to walk up a mountain every day to tend to him. Even after they took me away to be Clara's companion I never forgot about him. No. No. In fact I got Clara out of that wheelchair just so I could get back to my dear Gandpapa.
- Jack: Karen, that's not you. That's Heidi.
- Karen: Oh. Then what's my story?
“Santa, it’s Jackie. First of all, I just wanna say I’m sorry about the time when I was 11 and told Timmy Woods that you didn’t exist. I was just tryin’ to make him cry so I could hug him. But now I really need your help. This Barney’s window, it… it’s a disaster. I guess I deserve it for screwin’ my friend over. But I’m really scared I’m gonna lose my job, so, Santa, if you help me, I promise I’ll never ask for anything ever, ever, ever again, ever. Amen. Love Jack.
P.S. Um… I know I just said that thing about never asking for anything ever, ever again, but, um, if you’re feeling generous, I would like some leather pants, um… hair extensions, and the ability to fly.” — Jack McFarland (via cristoff)
Top TV Characters (in no order) | 2/15 Jack McFarland
Jack speaking with an english accent
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Jack McFarland; favourite quotes
