- Karen Walker: Lord. Would you look at these people. Why anybody would choose to be homeless is beyond me.
- Jack McFarland: Karen, nobody chooses to be homeless. It's because they did something bad.
- Edward: I like to think of myself as pansexual.
- Karen: Oh my God, he’s been humping my pans.
- Karen: Well, honey, you had to know this was gonna happen. I mean, men hate change.
- Grace: Well, usually you can't lump Will in with other men, he's-
- Karen: Oh honey, come on. Gay, straight, bi, thai... They don't like change.
shared 9 months ago on August/19/2012
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Introducing
Tumblr when it reads smutKaren Walker reading erotica for the first time.
- Karen: Maybe it's for the best, then you and I can move on with our lives, out in the open, to love freely-
- Grace: Karen, we aren't a couple.
- Karen: Aren't we?
- Grace: ...No.
- Jack: Since when do you care so much about family?
- Karen: Hey, I'm the one who cared enough about my dying Grandfather to walk up a mountain every day to tend to him. Even after they took me away to be Clara's companion I never forgot about him. No. No. In fact I got Clara out of that wheelchair just so I could get back to my dear Gandpapa.
- Jack: Karen, that's not you. That's Heidi.
- Karen: Oh. Then what's my story?
“Light beer? What’s next, non addictive pain killers?” — Ms. Karen D Walker (via bowtiedebbie)
- GRACE: But it didn't feel right. I've got tell Will the truth--the whole truth.
- KAREN: [SIGHS] Well, maybe it's for the best. Then you and I can move on with our lives. Out in the open to love freely.
- GRACE: Karen, we're not a couple.
- KAREN: Aren't we?
- GRACE: No.
- KAREN: Well, all I know is when I woke up this morning, there was red hair on my pillow and lesbian porn in the VCR
