maresska:

dittoh:

the pope is just pulling out early like a good catholic 

we-make-believe-today:

She has a ship on her head

hippy-daze:

kripke-is-my-king:

hahry:

a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle

#washington sitting in the afterlife screaming ‘TWO THINGS AMERICA. I SAID TWO FUCKING THINGS. #ISOLATIONISM. #NO POLITICAL PARTIES. #DID I FUCKING STUTTER #DID I STUTTER MY ENTIRE FAREWELL ADDRESS #GOD DAMN LINCOLN NEVER HAD TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT 

“We have to do that again,” she says raising her Champagne flute. “If we’re not looking into each other’s eyes when we toast, that means seven years’ bad sex. Can’t have that.” — Keira Knightley during an interview with Marie Claire (via keiraquotes)

apollinares:

my boyfriend’s first language isn’t english and he asked me how to say cut in past tense and i said “cut” and he let out a wail of anguish and fell to the ground

kurtsies:

god if there’s anything i hate it’s when people use “gay” as an adjective but wow i have no other word to describe this.

Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.

beloved-complex737:

allons-y-jawn:

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

^reblogging again for that gif!

#’it happened again kate’ #’why am i never good enough’ #’i accidentally cut myself on camera and kept going in character kate THAT DEsERVES someTHING’ #’kate :(((((((‘ #’:(‘ #’don’t ignore me liek they are KatE’

arcticmonkeysus:

daemones:

That’s supposed to say I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor, but I bet she looks good on the D too.

JUST END THIS FANDOM RIGHT NOW IT’S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE I AM DONE

• me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
• dude: nice bag.
• me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)
• dude: do you even know who all those characters are?
• me: uh... yeah?
• dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
• me: 
• me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
• dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
• me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
• dude: psh, you're not a real fan.
• me: 
• me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
• me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
• dude: uh... what?
• me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?
• dude: 
• me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
• dude: what are you even talking about?
• me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
• dude: 
• dude: 
• dude: 
• dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
• me: his name is Norrin Radd.
• dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)

powerlesbian:

powerlesbian:

danneeled:

danneeled:

deck the halls with creys and feels, no no no no no no no no nope

sobs about people that aren’t real no no no no no no no no nope

oh my god is that one dying no no no no no no no no nope

please god help me i can’t stop crying no no no no no no no no no

gardeniasinthesun: