Jack: Since when do you care so much about family?
Karen: Hey, I'm the one who cared enough about my dying Grandfather to walk up a mountain every day to tend to him. Even after they took me away to be Clara's companion I never forgot about him. No. No. In fact I got Clara out of that wheelchair just so I could get back to my dear Gandpapa.
“Santa, it’s Jackie. First of all, I just wanna say I’m sorry about the time when I was 11 and told Timmy Woods that you didn’t exist. I was just tryin’ to make him cry so I could hug him. But now I really need your help. This Barney’s window, it… it’s a disaster. I guess I deserve it for screwin’ my friend over. But I’m really scared I’m gonna lose my job, so, Santa, if you help me, I promise I’ll never ask for anything ever, ever, ever again, ever. Amen. Love Jack.
P.S. Um… I know I just said that thing about never asking for anything ever, ever again, but, um, if you’re feeling generous, I would like some leather pants, um… hair extensions, and the ability to fly.” — Jack McFarland (via cristoff)