“Hey come on, I know what guilt is. It’s one of those touchy feely words that people throw around that don’t really mean anything… You know like “Maternal” or “Addiction.” — Karen Walker (via rebeccaleec)
“No one in the world would believe you’re straight. You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night. You fell out of the gay tree hitting every gay branch on the way down. And you landed on a gay guy. And you did him. Your gayness can be seen from outer space!” — Karen, Will & Grace (via weakspots)