“Hey Kare? Just FYI, the first three letters in assistant spell ass, so please, get off yours.” — Grace Adler (via bowtiedebbie)

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“Hey come on, I know what guilt is. It’s one of those touchy feely words that people throw around that don’t really mean anything… You know like “Maternal” or “Addiction.” — Karen Walker (via rebeccaleec)

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  • Baker: I dont believe in gay or straight, i'm pansexual
  • Karen: Oh my God he's been humping my pans!
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“No one in the world would believe you’re straight. You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night. You fell out of the gay tree hitting every gay branch on the way down. And you landed on a gay guy. And you did him. Your gayness can be seen from outer space!” — Karen, Will & Grace (via weakspots)

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